Two muffins were sittin in the oven...

So there were these two muffins sittin in the oven. One muffin looked at the other muffin and said, "Man, I'm freezing!" The other muffin said, "Will we be friends forever?" Muffin One replied without hesitation: "Yeah, man." Muffin Two began to think: "But what if when we get out of here we are stored in two separate containers?" But Muffin One didn't falter: "It won't matter. We'll still be friends."

Ahhhh the things one can learn from Muffin One...